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aunteeblazer:

nicevagina:

uhm

im having an out of body experience right now 

(Source: righttrackbaby)

aunteeblazer:

my-astral-body:

aunteeblazer:

tracingbackjordan:

durbikins:

I tried this on a female before.

She took the bottom-middle donut that says “GIRL” and handed the box back to me, leaving me with 5 donuts that read “Will you be my friend?”

*tips fedora in shame* friendzoned again by another succubus 

this story makes me laugh and cry

this got submitted to me and i published it and oh my god the notes what the fuck

YO WTF I SUBMITTED THIS HOW DOES IT HAVE ALMOST 400K GABY WTF

OH YEAH THATS RIGHT LMFAOOOO OMG

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